• Leave the copy machine set to enlarge 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  • Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  • TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
  • type only in lowercase.
  • dont use any punctuation either
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Sing along at the opera.

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